Ika

 
Ironic - EMD


An old man turned 98
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?

It's like rain, on your wedding day
It's a free ride, when you've already paid
It's the good advice, that you just didn't take
And who would've thought?
It figures

Mr. Play-It-Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase, and kissed his kids goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
"Well isn't this nice?"
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?

It's like rain, on your wedding day
It's a free ride, when you've already paid
It's the good advice, that you just didn't take
And who would've thought?
It figures

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right, oh
And life has a funny way of helping you out
When you think everything's going wrong and everything blows up in your face

A traffic jam when you're running late
A "No smoking" sign, on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic
Don't you think?
A little too ironic
Yeah I really do think

It's like rain, on your wedding day
It's a free ride, when you've already paid
It's the good advice, that you just can't take
And who would've thought?
It figures